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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

    Author: Phyllis Diller

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

    Author: Lewis Grizzard

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

    Author: Bill Cosby

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

    Author: Bill Cosby

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

    Author: George Carlin

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