 Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Author: Phyllis Diller |
| I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. Author: Lewis Grizzard |
| Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. Author: Bill Cosby |
| You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. Author: Bill Cosby |
| The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. Author: George Carlin |
